'whenever i go shopping i make sure to bring along my re-useable grocery bag'
'it will hold several cartons of catnip and lots of chickens'
'i keep it right by the front door so i won't forgets it'
'is that taxi cab i called ever going to get here?'
'perhaps my non-opposable thumbs misdialed the phone'
'how am i going to gets me some chickens!?!'
'does this bag make me look fat?'