Tuesday, June 9, 2009

simple math



1.5 hours on a plane
+ 1.25 hours layover
+ 4 more hours on another plane
+ earthquake potential
+ H1N1
_______________________
= me FREAKING out

someone please send a paper bag cause i'm on the verge of hyperventilating...96 hours til takeoff

~k

8 comments:

Goodboy Norman Featherstone said...

Yeah, I'm not the one to help you calm down. I canceled our trip to El Salvador when that Air France plane crashed. I'm not kidding. I won't be stepping on a plane. Possibly ever again. But YOU - YOU'LL be OK. I'm not helping. See - I told you I wasn't the one to help here.

girlville said...

norman's woman - yeah, that plane crash didn't help matters any for me either! I have 17 xanax to get me there and back. perhaps vodka would help too...people fly everyday, people fly everyday, people fly everyday...

AM said...

I say, why worry? I think you and Tammy (and PUnchy and Sandy) fear of flying is as serious as my fear of roaches, so I should not joke about it!

You are going to have a GREAT trip.

Punchbugpug said...

I have no words for you......

well, maybe three....

deep, cleansing breaths......

ps - I don't like cockroaches either!

Random Musings Of My Life said...

You'll be fine. I flew less than a week after 9/11.
The guys with the guns at the airport scared me a little, not the flying

Pam said...

Just load up with happy pills beforehand..you'll be fine. Sounds like a great trip. You going to DisneyLand too?

Page said...

Just try and remember...you have a MUCH HIGHER chance of getting in a serious car accident on the way to the airport than an airplane accident. Sometimes this helps me. But I always take my Xanax. Which is why I can't fly while pregnant! I totally understand how you feel.

Sandy said...

Xanax Xanax Xanax... find a little mantra to repeat. I can do this ... I can do this... I need to take my own advise:) I know it will be worth it!